Pandamonium In Abortion Debate

The pro-life/pro-choice debate has just taken a step into the animal kingdom, and new technology is giving until-now silent beasts of boredom a voice and perhaps a choice.

Panda Demands Abortion

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“National Zoo’s giant panda Yun Mei has set off a storm of protest. The Onion News Network’s Brian Scott tells you why.”

HT to sushipanda for this sad, sad tale.

“She’s Young. She’s Confused. She’s a Panda.”